"Short people"
Short people are always angry
for the sole reason
that they are closer to hell
"Bite the bullet"
Bite the bullet might be inspiring
and often quoted
but never in a million years
say this in amid of shootout
"Break the ice"
A statement that can build friendships
or destroy one
when walking on a frozen lake
do not break the ice
"Butter someone up"
A great expression!
or a really weird fetish
"Red handed"
A cute little boy was caught red handed
his hands are actually red
as he dipped them on
the sidewalk corpse
"Don't throw the baby out with the bath water"
that's fucked up
just don't
"Eat humble pie"
A great innovation that humanity has!
Although it is really weird
how people couldn't follow laws
and yet make pies out of humility
"Cold shoulder"
A group of cannibals enjoying a nice dinner
when someone lashed out the room
I guess someone didn't heat up
the kid from the trick or treat
"Cold turkey"
Go! Cold turkey!
the man exclaimed
although he was unaware that
the turkey suffers from hypothermia
"Jaywalker"
He was hit by a motorcycle
he didn't suvive
"Kick the bucket"
The old man wasn't ready to kick the bucket
however fate has other plans
which is pretty ironic
since he died when his head hit
by a bucket kicked
"Pleased as punch"
when I punched her in the face
she was far from pleased
"Rub the wrong way"
Well that's what she said last night
"Rule of thumb"
It's quick and easy actually
if you can stick it on your nose
you're hideous
"Run amok"
unfortunately, the bullet was faster
than amok could run
"Saved by the bell"
As I stand for the recitation I didn't
know what to answer
I was relieved to hear the bell rang
and see the school burning
"Show your true colors"
Someone who has six layers
of foundation in a long time needs this
"Sleep tight"
Sleep tight said the mother
as they sleep in a room full of
rats and cockroaches
"Beans"
she spilled the beans
and everyone was pissed
no one has their coffee that day
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